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poems til she pukes

Picking up her pieces. One by one.
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art. poems. noise. complaints.
endangereduglythings:

On paper, the tarsier sounds like it should be adorable. Tiny, fuzzy, round, and big-eyed is practically the definition of cuteness. Sometimes, tarsiers can manage the cute look. Most of the time, however, the eyes cross the line from “doe-eyed” to “bug eyed.”
The expressions they make don’t help.
Image of a Horsfield’s Tarsier by Doug Wechsler via ARKive




A bushbaby on crack

endangereduglythings:

On paper, the tarsier sounds like it should be adorable. Tiny, fuzzy, round, and big-eyed is practically the definition of cuteness. Sometimes, tarsiers can manage the cute look. Most of the time, however, the eyes cross the line from “doe-eyed” to “bug eyed.”

The expressions they make don’t help.

Image of a Horsfield’s Tarsier by Doug Wechsler via ARKive

A bushbaby on crack

(via jumpingjacktrash)

buttlass:

tescosfinest:

mygarrison:

tescosfinest:

AMERICA DOESNT KNOW THE JOY OF TERRYS CHOCOLATE ORANGE

WHAT THE HECK IS THAT I SWEAR TO GOD IF THIS IS ANOTHER FANTASTIC CANDY WE’RE MISSING I

imageheaven

no….. America definitely has those…….. i get them every year….. ya know….. in America…..

LOL No. I live in Tennessee and get these all the time. If you wanna whine about candy whine about KInder and Milka :D
MUAHHAAHAHA

MUAHHAAHAHA

(via velvetspring)

friendlyaxolotl:

comic about how I’ve been feeling recently

(via a-brown-eyed-girl-with-a-dream)

Is it pathetic that I had my first kiss at 15?

fohk:

no not at all. i get these asks a lot, and idk it’s shitty that people are ashamed of being virgins or not having their first kiss/whatever at a certain age. it’s like do shit when you’re ready cause there’s no worse feeling than doing something sexually when you aren’t ready for it.

I was 17 myself. Everything in it’s own time.

Listen

I have been arguing on reddit for am embarrassingly long time. Maybe I am wrong and need to be told but this is getting SO stupid. There is an article on salon about a woman who is a lesbian marrying a man. She refuses to say she is anything but a lesbian. However. She married a man. She is having straight sex. She says she loves him in spite of his being a male. But is she really a lesbian? This person on reddit is like “SHE’s ONLY BEEN WITH ONE MAN AND TONS OF WOMEN SHE’S STILL A LESBIAN” ok. I see. I see that’s how she wants to identify but does her marrying a man not change anything? Like she’e been with tons of women but decided to legally bind herself and fuck one MAN for the rest of her life. Like is this not more a case of her not wanting to call herself bisexual because (this is purely speculation) no one takes us fucking seriously? I am sure her identity is very much wound around her lesbianism but the definition of lesbianism is that you aren;t fucking men. Maybe I am shitty and narrow-minded but I just think labels and words are in place in our language for a reason so we can understand peoples’ preferences yet this one person on reddit is basically saying I am not respecting this woman because I am questioning her lesbianism. I honestly don’t care what anyone does I just think its fucking STUPID that she (as she admits in the article) basically snaps all her friends heads off for suggesting that maybe she isn’t 100% into women if she can marry a man. Even if it is one man. Its like Oh I am a vegan but this ONE grilled cheese is OK because its really tasty. Or as this commenter was like Well you can hate dresses but find one you really like for the print and buy it. And Yeah like totally you can but when you decide to put it on and wear it for the rest of your life and not ever wear any other thing (as she says they;re monogamous and her ladybanging days are over) THAT KIND OF MAKES YOU A DRESS PERSON, RIGHT?

thepolisthennous:

I have been waiting for this one

Let me age this well. My nahnah is #80andfabulous

Let me age this well. My nahnah is #80andfabulous

Sometimes the only things in my head are very mean

maybe there is a reason no one likes you
maybe there is a reason I am here and stuck right now
you’re clingy and I hate it
your eyebrows look bad always just leave that shit alone
I feel very fat today
I overspent today on stupid stuff this is why I never have money
It isn’t that I think I am better than you
I just think you are quite stupid and I would prefer to never ever be in your company again
what is the point of couches that no one is allowed to sit on?

Got an impromptu chop today! Thanks Courtney 💇💄❤️I feel fancy!

Got an impromptu chop today! Thanks Courtney 💇💄❤️I feel fancy!

jesusinc:

exclusive pics of me not caring :)

You know like, I obviously do my make up for menz. That’s right. My perfectly winged eyeliner and expertly traced brows are for dudes. Of course they wouldn’t fuck me if it wasn’t perfect. lol shup

(via youaretheomnishambles)

oh yeah I didn’t move to Iowa

doritosmakeherdance:

"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"

(via wetlimb)